Mystical Monkey – Trippy Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Step into evolutionary legend with our custom-designed t-shirt celebrating the Stoned Ape Theory. Featuring bold, trippy artwork that nods to the hypothesis popularized by Terence McKenna, this tee playfully imagines how psilocybin mushrooms might’ve sparked human consciousness. Its artistic design adds a unique flair, making it ideal for creative souls and fashion enthusiasts alike. Perfect for gifting during holidays, birthdays, or just to show appreciation to loved ones, this tee is a thoughtful choice that combines quality with art. Embrace sustainable fashion with this ethically produced piece that aligns with your values while enhancing your wardrobe.


Product features
– Twill tape stabilizes shoulder seams to prevent stretching
– Seamless design reduces fabric waste and improves aesthetics
– Ribbed collar retains shape and provides comfort
– Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for printing
– Sustainable 100% US cotton with ethical production.

Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat

Step into evolutionary legend with our custom-designed t-shirt celebrating the Stoned Ape Theory. Featuring bold, trippy artwork that nods to the hypothesis popularized by Terence McKenna, this tee playfully imagines how psilocybin mushrooms might’ve sparked human consciousness. Its artistic design adds a unique flair, making it ideal for creative souls and fashion enthusiasts alike. Perfect for gifting during holidays, birthdays, or just to show appreciation to loved ones, this tee is a thoughtful choice that combines quality with art. Embrace sustainable fashion with this ethically produced piece that aligns with your values while enhancing your wardrobe.


Product features
– Twill tape stabilizes shoulder seams to prevent stretching
– Seamless design reduces fabric waste and improves aesthetics
– Ribbed collar retains shape and provides comfort
– Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for printing
– Sustainable 100% US cotton with ethical production.

Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat

Custom-designed Stoned Ape Theory t-shirt blending science, speculation, and style—because higher thinking deserves a higher vibe.

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